MARRIAGE

For the record:
Being married most of the time is pretty great. Especially when you are with the right person. You get to hang out with someone you like. You have someone to share your thoughts with, talk about dreams. Get a hug when you most need it. Yes, being married is great.

...most of the time.

Yet, every so often one's spouse does something that drives you closer to putting the pillow over their face and applying massive pressure and choking the life force out of their annoying, irritating, being.

I am sure I will never take that final step. I will never actually put the pillow over his face. I will never hold the pillow down long enough to choke his life force from his soul.

No, I will not.

At least not today.