I LOVE WEEKENDS!!

Why can't everyday be a weekend? I love weekends. Yes, I have to clean the house, water plants, run errands, but I DO NOT have to work. As in calling fifty million people only to be hung up on, shouted at, or here is the fun one, told to, "QUIT FUCKING CALLING ME!".

Well EXCUSE ME, ASSHOLE!! You contacted us. You SAID you wanted information on the college. You said you wanted a better life. Well apparently the drugs you are on have kicked in and your reality is now altered. So who needs school. Hopefully when you come off your drug induced delusion you won't find yourself in some gutter living on rats. But, most likely, you will OD and be brain dead.

Well bummer for you!!!