Vitamins!!!

I HATE taking Vitamins.

I hate the smell of them.

I hate the taste.

I hate the way they get stuck in your throat causing that nasty gag reflex.

I HATE them.

But, here is the thing, I take them.

Handfuls of them.

I take a B-complex, for what I haven't a frigging clue.

I take Two huge calcium supplements. All to stave off bone decay. Hell, I am getting old. Everything is starting to decay.

I take Vitamin C, again no clue why.

I take ginseng, Memory???? Sorry can't recall why.

I take potassium. Some thing to do with something or other.

I take a multi-vitamin because apparently all the others aren't enough!!!

I take grapeseed extract. It is suppose to help with circulatory. Then why the hell are my hands so damn cold?

I take Vitamin E for soft supple skin and hair. My skin looks like a dried out lizard who sat too long in the Arizona sun.

I take Vitamin A because someone told me it helped with eyesight. Hmm... I can barely make out my car in the dark, let alone a sign post.

So, there you have it. Everyday at noon. I pour out a bunch of DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS, gag them down all for the "benefit" of being more healthy.

God Love America!!!