Excersize & Dieting

Two things I hate almost as much as I hate Constantine on A.I.

Kurt and I have decided we need to be "healthier". In other words we are two fat blobs that can barely fit in our house. Thus, the solution, as hideous as it is, is diet and exercise. We have tried Atkins, we have tried starvation, so now apparently we must try something sensible.

But I ask you: is waking up at frigging 5:00 AM, dressing, leashing two wild hyper creatures, braving artic temperatures SENSIBLE?????

Alas, Kurt believes it is so. Thus we done are walking gear, leash the Riley & Sammy and venture forth in the pitch black morning and WALK, and WALK, and WALK, and then WALK some more. Pretty soon even Sammy is tired. But not Riley. Riley could run the NY marathon and not be tired.

After walking the fifty plus miles Kurt insists on we drag our quite large bottoms back and eat a measly breakfast of low calorie cardboard cereal. They make it taste like cardboard so you don't WANT to eat more.

Because remember it is ALL about CALORIES & EXCERSIZE!!!!


It is now almost three on the afternoon. I am tired! I am jonesing for pastries and it is only day two of this self imposed torture.

Why can't I just stay fat??????

Ok, I can do this!! I CAN. Oh look, yum, more celery.

My life is over........................