Whine O' Kelly

The adventures of Kelly living in the Great Northwest w/ the Husband, (Kurt) the four dogs,(Rudy,Sammy,Riley, and our newest Molly) 2 cats,(Toby & Citrus) chickens (they don't have names) and the old one. a.k.a. Victor(DAD)

Friday, February 04, 2005

Jealousy

I just took the jealousy quiz.

Why?

Well... because I am bored out of my mind and I am sick of calling people on a Friday afternoon. Besides I have learned something extremely important.

I am NOT jealous. Apparently I am a very secure, strong, independent woman.

Yea, right. The fact of the matter is I know Kurt won't cheat. I know he isn't going to hook up with some hoochie mama and play spank the monkey. That is just not my husbands style.

That my friends is why I am not jealous. That is why when Kurt "flirts" or checks out some cutie I just smile. Because I am confident in my mate not to stray.

He is just a really great guy whom I trust.

Oh, and he has a cute bottom. :)

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Time on my hands

Obviously I have too much time on my hands. Or maybe I am just being lazy and not doing my job. I believe it is the latter.

Just had lunch, Uncle Wally's again. Good food. If you are ever in the Wilsonville area or just would like to get some good barbque go to Uncle Wally's.

It really is tasty.

Perhaps I should get back to work.


The View from sister's house Posted by Hello

Sister's house Posted by Hello

Must get rid of vomit!!! Posted by Hello

Kaylee the cutie  Posted by Hello

Kaylee

I have conquered technology. Ok, actually technology has allowed me a moment of glory. I have figured out how to post photos.

So... here is my beautiful granddaughter.

Evil Is here and his name is BUSH!!

He came, He lied, He lied some more. and the most amazing thing is people BELEIVE him.

WHY????

This is what I truly can not fathom. He wants to "privatize" social security. Do you know why we have social security? Because in the 1920 there was no safety ne. People managed there own "safety net". They invested there money in the stock market. Guess what it crashed.

FDR created the greatest system ever. And now, W, our brilliant President wants to F@#@ it up.

Well hear this W... NO!! HELL NO!!!


Wednesday, February 02, 2005


Sammy the gimpy lab Posted by Hello

Rudy the Rottweiler Posted by Hello

RILEY Posted by Hello

123 Posted by Hello

3 DOGS, 3 CATS, & A RACCOON



As those of you who read this know, we house a neurological rottwieler, a gimpy Labrador, and an agile akita/lab mix. In addition to the dogs we have three cats who are either appalled, dismayed, disgusted or just plain annoyed about the the former residents.

Thus, these members of the house live in a semi-state of detente. Dogs have their area Cats have theirs. Occasionally they venture into one another's territory with barking and hissing and bits of fur flying. Fairly harmless in all. (Citrus, being the exception)

Well last night a new comer decided to venture into the Cat/Dog territory. Quite brave of "it" actually.

The new comer had most likely heard through the animal network that the Langlois/Gepner abode was where one could score good eats with nice ambiance.

Only part of this information is correct. Yes there is ALWAYS free food for those brave enough to seek it out. You see, one must make its way through an opening that could be equated with the equivalent of a butt hole. Then this individual must get past a not so nice cat, Toby, in addition to the "dogs" and locate the grub.

The new comer made it.

Who is this new comer???

Are we adopting another pet???

Are we truly insane??? (well yes we are, but this does not apply this time)

Our new "friend" was a damn raccoon.

rac·coon Pronunciation: ra-'kün

a small nocturnal carnivore (Procyon lotor) of No. America that is chiefly gray, has a black mask and bushy ringed tail, lives chiefly in trees, and has a varied diet including small animals, fruits, and nuts

and apparently cat food.


I awoke to a VERY loud THUMP! I jumped out of the bed.

Immediately thinking Rudy had somehow got himself stuck somewhere and couldn't get up.

But no, Rudy was still in his bed. I rush into the kitchen to loud, mean, scary barking emanating from Sam & Riley.

They have an animal cornered in the kitchen. At first glance, I think it is Nickie all puffed out. Really puffed out. I holler at Riley and Sam, "QUIET!" They don't listen.

then reality penetrates my brain. There is A DAMN RACCOON IN MY KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"KURT!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Who by this time is standing right next to me, making my scream a bit unnecessary.)

"Get the dogs out of the kitchen" My brave and in control husband directs.

I follow orders.

Kurt chases the raccoon down the stairs into the basement. Toby watches the show with interest from a distance. Toby is NOT a stupid cat. Kurt chases the nocturnal creature out the cat "butt".

Then Kurt waits just to be sure Mr. Raccoon does not return. Mr raccoon returns.

They look at each other. The seconds turn into minutes.

Mr. Raccoon looks one last time towards the food. Then at Kurt. He turns and wiggles out the cat butt. Another time perhaps.

And thus the adventure concluded.

Man & dog (while the cats watched) had beaten the wild beast.

At least this time...




Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Lunch

I LOVE to eat.

I know.

No big surprise there.

As you all know I went down to Pam Springs. While i was there we ate Bar-B-Que. Very good stuff. I was impressed.

But TODAY, I also ate Bar-b-que. Right here in my very own neck of the woods.

And you know what? IT WAS GOOOOOD. We are talking down south southern finger-licking good. Plus the owner, Wally, gave me three bib that say "I LOVE RIBS".

Why do I need three rib bibs? Because I am gonna put them on Rudy, Sammy, & Riley take their photo & put it on Uncle Wally's wall of fame. Yes, siree I am.

Oh happy days.

and if I can EVER figure out how to post them on my blog, you too can see the Rib Bibs on the boys.

Or eat at Uncle Walls barbeque.

I LOVE RIBS!!!

Artist Link

As promised I am adding Denis Minamora's web address. Do check him out. His work is absolutely awe inspiring.

www.minamora.com

He also does commissions. So I will save my pennies and have him draw/paint the boys.


Monday, January 31, 2005

60 MINUTES

Last night 60 minutes ran a story on Career colleges.

I work at a Career College, as do most of those who read this.

I wish I could honestly say that what was reported on NEVER transpires. I wish I could say that the students do need more than a pulse. But quite honestly, usually they don't. First allow me to clarify, I DO care about the people who enroll in my school. I truly only want what is best for them. Yet, I know for a fact the higher ups, who constantly press for numbers don't give a shit about these fragile individuals who are coming to us. They come to us because they are not Rhodes Scholars but individuals who need an alternative to Community Colleges and the universities. They need a fast track they don't want to take Music appreciation or Early Western Civilization. They want a job that pays above frigging minimum wage. So, the go to our schools. And now we are being attacked & vilified. What an interesting way to once again keep the masses down and uneducated. But, I digress.

Not all admissions people are ethical, not all care about their students, but I do. And so do my fellow colleagues and friends. We want to see our students succeed. We want them to find a good job that leads to a better life. We want them to better themselves.

Therefore, in response to the 60 MINUTES story, yes there are a few bad eggs, but maybe you should shine light on ALL educational institutions before cracking our eggs.

Palm Springs and Beyond

I left and have returned. Had a blast!!!!!!!!

We flew in Friday night about 11:00 PM. The flight down was hell. We had a layover in SF, and we got stuck in bad weather in a holding pattern. I truly thought I was going to spew forth all contents of my tummy. Thank God I din’t. Anyway we had about 40 minutes to regroup before being loaded back into another cattle car. I was sequestered in a middle seat. AAARRRGGG!. Kurt had the window seat & some other man had the isle seat. During this flight I was serenaded with stereo snoring. Ode to sleep.

When we FINALLY reached Palm Springs, Kurt informed me he had not brought his cell phone. I had to use a public phone (eeewwww) to call Karen to get the directions.

So we headed to the rental car place and were informed their computers were down. (Par for the course) Anyway, we still scored a decent mode of transportation, a Pontiac Grand AM. It fit Kurt. And that my friends is really the all important factor.

We arrived at the sister’s house about 15 minutes later. She lives close. But then again, everything is fairly close in Palm Springs.

My sister has a beautiful house. VERY upscale, VERY clean. My sister's house is, shall we say impecable. We were given the guest room which only has a double bed. Remember Kurt is 6’4” and close to 300lb’s. Karen offered to blow up the Euro bed, an air bed. But we, being completely stupid, told her that was not necessary. The double bed would be fine. NO IT WAS NOT!!! Upon getting in the bed Kurt banged his head on the head board then proceeded to gack his toe on the foot board. I wish I could say I was all sympathy and concern, but… well y’all know better. I laughed, then, asked if he was ok. Very caring wife am I. Around 2:30 Am Kurt rolls off the bed completely stressed, tired, and a tad bit grumpy. He proceeds to start pulling my covers off of me saying he is going to sleep on the floor. I of course being the sympathetic wife, say “What the hell? Go sleep on the couch. You can not have my blankets.” He grumpily got back in bed and took up what little space was left. I realized should I EVER want to have ANY sleep that night I better go and find him a blanket of some kind and kick his butt to the floor. I did and he went. Next night he slept on the Euro air bed. I slept great!!

Friday was driving day. Karen, my sister, lives in Palm Springs. Justin, my son, lives in Lake Elsinore. Arlette, my friend since I was three, lives in San Diego. I was determined to visit each and every one of them. So we took off around 10:00 AM drove an two hours to lake Elsinore. Chatted a bit w/ Stephanie, Justin’s wife, and then went to lunch with Justin and Kaylee. Stephanie was going shopping with her mother. (BTW I don’t like the mother of Stephanie much) After lunch we packed Kaylee into the car and headed South. Drove another two hours arrived in San Diego. I had planned to just go straight to Arlette’s, but husband insisted we call first. Again, I had to use a public phone. Thus, effectively spreading some cheap ass cologne all over the side of my face. I HATE PUBLIC PHONES. Oh, and of course the phone didn’t work. So I wasted .75 for nothing. We showed up at Arlette’s. Kaylee played with Sophia & Sebastian and the doggy. We had a wonderful visit. Arelette has done AMAZING things to her home. She is a stay at home mom and her husband J.P. is a 4th grade teacher. Arlette is only person I know who truly can take five cents and buy $100 dollars worth of stuff and get change back.

After the Arlette adventure we headed back to lake Elsinore. Now, remember it is Friday. We left Arlette’a around 6:00 PM. This is Southern California. They have six lane freeways. We drove at the whopping high speed of 15 MPH. All was going well, when Kaylee my adorable granddaughter started fussing. I handed her some water, some crackers, but she just fussed and wiggled. I chalked it up to boredom. That is until the reenactment of the pea soup scene in the Exorcist. (For some one so little that girl can produce an amazing amount of vomit.) we pull over get her out of her vomit strewn car seat and proceed to try to clean everything up, which I may add is kinda difficult when you have ONLY diapers, a spare set of clothes, and a bottle of water. Yet we did prevail. We cleaned the little girl up and headed back to her daddy’s place. Kaylee not really pleased with the idea of continuing to sit in a vomit smelling car seat voiced her displeasure the entire two & ½ hours it took to get her home.

Well that was Friday. Saturday was spent relaxing and taking in an art show. We saw some fantastic pieces, some NOT so nice pieces, some very overpriced pieces and one absolutely incredible artist. I’ll post his web site on my blog tomorrow. You defiantly must check out his stuff. It is incredible. Karen & Dr. Smith purcased two really great pieces. I approved.

We finished Saturday off with some really great barb-b-que and watched Kevin Kline in Delovely. Great music, good flick.

Sunday was spent washing some clothes, repacking, eating blueberry pancakes made by Karen, introducing Kurt to a date shake and In & Out Burger, and taking in a bit of gambling at a local casino. A wonderful day.


We kinda pushed the envelope getting to the airport. We were not flying home together. Kurt had a direct flight that left at 5:22 and arrived at 7:30 in Portland. We got him to the airport at 5:03. My flight left at 6:10. I arrived at 11:05 PM. Yes, I did fly via Siberia. And, yes I AGAIN had a middle seat. What is with the fat girl having to sit in a middle seat??????

And that my friends is my mini-vacation in a nutshell.