Whine O' Kelly

The adventures of Kelly living in the Great Northwest w/ the Husband, (Kurt) the four dogs,(Rudy,Sammy,Riley, and our newest Molly) 2 cats,(Toby & Citrus) chickens (they don't have names) and the old one. a.k.a. Victor(DAD)

Thursday, April 14, 2005

The Other younger kelly's survey

Apparently none of us have enough work to do. Thus more Q & A's. So much more fun than changing students lives.

What's the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Pet the Boys. (I am refering to the dogs, not parts of Kurts anatomy)

If you could relive one day in your past, which would it be, and what would you do differently?
I wouldn't. I have been blessed with good & bad times and each in their own way is pricelss.

What part of your body are you most annoyed with? My brain. I hate the fact I can not recall information like I use to

Biggest pet peeve? Kurt's chewing

Most memorable high school crush? Marty Chase (God he was GORGEOUS)

Your favorite smell? Kurt after a long shower

Favorite sound? Laughter, oh and wine being opened

When was you best day at work (anywhere) and why? ?????? i'll get back to ya on that one

Favorite brand of jeans? the fat jeans of course

Favorite kitchen appliance? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Is that when I use it in the kitchen?????

Do you play the lottery? Yes. I buy a dream for a dollar

If you were given $500 today, what would you spend it on? Puppy

Who do you dread talking to on the phone the most (and if it's one of us, think of someone else!)? OK, I won't tell the truth here. Just joking. No one really.

If you could look like any celebrity who would it be? ME. I AM a celebrity

Plastic surgery, yay or nay? Would you consider getting Sure, but only my eyelids.

OK, OK, OK!! I am now done with Q&A's. Anyone else want to know anything about me call me!!

I love talking about me, my dogs, my husband, my job, politics, religion... I like to talk.

Have a great weekend everyone. I am off to Oregon Wine country.

EAT, DRINK & BE MERRY

My Boss's Survey

So... one of my co-workers sends over this fun questionair, my boss decides to create her own and send it out to one and all. Being a blogger i think to myself, *Hey, I'll blog this*

So here it is world. Info on ME



Full Name: Kelly Lynne (Y'all know my last name)

Favorite animal: the Dog (of course)

Favorite movie: Don't have one. I have some top ten which include: Casablanca, Homeward Bound, Field of Dreams, Wizard of Oz, just to name a few

Do you read the paper: As much as possible

Favorite dinner you enjoy cooking: Any dinner for family and friends

Favorite band or song: Glenn Miller

What does the opposite sex do to you that gives you butterflies and makes your tummy flip? :) Kissing my neck

Favorite dinner you enjoy someone else cooking for you: What the hell kind of question is this???? Anytime anyone takes the time to make dinner for me is my favorite dinner.

What had been the most significant achievement in your life up to this point: Raising my son.

Who do you admire most: Me of course. HAHAHAHA

Who do you admire least: Me again

Favorite thing about your job:I have two things my co-workers and helping change my students lives (ok, maybe just my co-workers) HAHAHAHA

If you could change one thing about your life the past 6 months, what would it be: I wouldn't have pissed away so much money

If you are in a relationship, what is the best thing about it: Kurt

If you had to describe the 'real' you in three words, what words would you use: Loyal, loving and lazy

Most embarrassing moment the past year: Hmm... any suggestions????

Favorite book: Again too many to have a favorite. As a child my favorite was "Where the Red Fern grows" I loved little Ann & Big Dan

If you had one day in Portland to do whatever you wanted and it was completely paid for, what would you do: Shop, eat, drink wine w/ my best friend

If you had to describe your best friends in three words, what words would you use: Loyal, dependable, trustworthy

Cool spring day or a crisp autumn day: depends on who I with

Favorite hobbies: drinking wine, dogs

Do you sing in your car and think you're actually good at it: OF COURSE

Have you ever laughed so much that you've had an 'accident'? Anyone who is my friend knows the answer to that one.

There you have Me in a nutshell. Because I AM a nut!!!


Tuesday, April 12, 2005

My Living Will

LIVING WILL

I, Kelly Lynne Langlois , being of sound mind
and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a
a glass of Merlot& then ask did the Chargers make it to the Play Offs this year, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, Justin, my sister, my father, and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead
to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who
aren't in a permanent coma. Under no circumstances shall any politicians
butt into this case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes
they're trying to scrounge for their run for the presidency in 2008, it
is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me
alone to die in peace. I couldn't care less if a hundred religious
zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about
me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them
to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business,
too.

If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make
his or her existence a living hell.

Singed this day: In the year of our Lord two thousand and five, on the twelfth day of April.

Kelly L. Langlois