Whine O' Kelly

The adventures of Kelly living in the Great Northwest w/ the Husband, (Kurt) the four dogs,(Rudy,Sammy,Riley, and our newest Molly) 2 cats,(Toby & Citrus) chickens (they don't have names) and the old one. a.k.a. Victor(DAD)

Thursday, June 02, 2005

I thought this was too funny

You know you are living in 2005 when

1. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to
you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally
dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock
news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at
the bottom of the screen

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before
getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going
to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this
list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this

too.


your friends ...you know you want to! And I did AND I BLOGGED IT!!!!

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Airline Tickets

So I have been looking on-line for tickets so Bree & Ana can fly from El Paso Texas to Portland, Oregon to come visit us for a week.

This shouldn't be too difficult should it?

Well, apparently it IS Difficult. She has to leave at a God awful hour, 6:00 AM (mind you she lives two hours away form Hell Paso) stop in either Utah or Dallas. Either place is NOT where I would want to stop. Then have anywhere from an hour layover to three hours. All while caring for a one year old.

Oh did I mention Bree has a fear of flying?

Now here is the amazing thing I have been looking at airfares for the last two weeks. In that time they have jumped in price. WHY?? WHY??? Is Portland, Oregon really that hot of a destination from Texas?????

So instead of paying $375 I am now going to pay $395. Because I waited two weeks??????

There is no rhyme or reason to the airline industry. It is a huge Goat #$#$!!!