Whine O' Kelly

The adventures of Kelly living in the Great Northwest w/ the Husband, (Kurt) the four dogs,(Rudy,Sammy,Riley, and our newest Molly) 2 cats,(Toby & Citrus) chickens (they don't have names) and the old one. a.k.a. Victor(DAD)

Thursday, August 25, 2005


So... Pat Robertson, one of the renowned leaders of the Christian coalition, has been quoted On Monday's telecast of his Christian Broadcasting Network show "The 700 Club," Robertson said: "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it."
He continued: "We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability."
(I am not really sure which Bible Mr. Robertson is reading, but I am pretty sure in the NEW TESTAMENT, Jesus DID NOT preach to assassinate anyone. Maybe I missed that section. Or perhaps that is an update to the bible. You know, an addendum, anyone disagreeing with this administration�s policies a.k.a. Bush should be assassinated.)

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

DOGGIES

So...

I have come to the realization the adorable lovable Riley is a spoiled rotten little shit. This is quite shocking to me as I see him as our baby. And remember the baby usually can do no wrong. But yesterday, "the Baby", was quite a little shit. Not only was he possessive of a treat HE DID NOT CATCH but he acted like a little bully to our friends new dog.

It was so embarrassing.

Also, he doesn't listen unless I holler. It is time to reign this baby in. Pretty soon I am going to find him smoking pot, hanging out with a bad crowd, acting up in doggy daycare (if he actually went) and God knows what else.

The horror of it all.

Just plain spoiled. What is a Mom to do!!!!

P.S. This last question was rhetorical. I actually know what to do. We will be enrolling in an obedience class. Riley will become a non spoiled member of the family. Well as non spoiled as the others.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Yea!! Another Survey.

Don't you just love these fun little surveys that people e-mail? Well here is another one. And to my friends and co-workers who I have sent this to... Blog it. It is an easy and fun way to update your blog w/ minimal effort...Did you hear that Sireina??

1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:15 AM
2. Diamonds or pearls? Neither. I like emeralds

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? I can't remember. But I am sure it had to do with a super-hero or something.

4. What is your favorite T.V. show? Sad but true... SG-1, Stargate-Atalantis, firefly, & Battlestar Galagtica (yes I am a geek)

5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Coffee & maybe a scone

6. What is your middle name? Lynne

7. Favorite cuisine/s? Food

8. What foods do you dislike? Silly question. I mean seriously...

9. What is your favorite chip flavor? I don't do chips, ok, ok, sometimes and then it is jalapeño

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Don't have one. I listen to Air America

11. What kind of car do you drive? Montero Sport (I am getting 21 MPG)

12. Favorite sandwich? hmmm...depends on what mood I am in. But I love sandwiches w/ avocado

13. Do you prefer to Cook or bake? Bake. No cook. No wait bake. no cook. Ok I like just being in the kitchen creating.

14. Red wine or white wine? YES

15. What characteristic do you despise? Ahh... Laziness, apathy, inconsiderateness, shallowness, lack of compassion, and Bush.


16. Favorite item/s of clothing? jammies

17. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you
go? Why go in where else. I love my home.

18. What color is your bathroom? green & white & dog haired

19. Favorite brand of clothing? Landsend

20. Where would you retire to? here

21. What was your most memorable birthday? 40th. All my friends came over and we ate and drank and enjoyed the evening. Except Joanna who had to be with her in-laws, who are no longer her in-laws.


22. Favorite sport to watch? Football & baseball

23. Furthest place you are sending this? Not a clue. I am bad at distances.

24. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? No one I told everyone to blog it.

25. Person you expect to send it back first? Again, bloooooog it.

26. Goal you have for yourself? Start dog business

27. One life lesson you hope you impart to your children above all else? Live well, Laugh often and enjoy your friends and family. Because that is what is important.

28. When is your birthday? August 15th

29. When is your Anniversary? September 30th. FIVE YEARS

30. Are you a morning person or a night person? Mid-morning

31. Foreign countries you have traveled to? Mexico, Canada, Italy, Greece, Spain.

32. Favorite board game? board games bore me. HAHAHAHA.

33. If you could have dinner with one person in history, living or dead, who would it be & why? The friend that sent this to me picked Jesus. I would not chose Jesus because I think he would just sit there and cry or holler at me. So I will pick Mary Magdalena. She would give us the real dirt.

34. What is your shoe size? why?

35. Pets: Rudy,Sammy, Riley, Toby,Citrus and some chickens. Does Victor count?

36. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? Rudy is doing better

37. What did you want to be when you were little? A photo journalist, &
a writer
38. What are you up to today? Working and looking for dogs for Joanna

39. What is your favorite candy? chocolate
40. Sweet or sour? depends on the time of month

41. What is your favorite flower? roses, perferably red. then white, yellow, orange, and pink

42. What is your favorite waste of time? talking politics with Kurt.

43. What book(s) are you reading this summer? A lot of them

44. Favorite childhood memory? Summers.


45. Most embarrassing moment? I was working as a hostess for El Torito restaurant. We had to wear this god awful dresses w/ panty hose. And we were not allowed to change into them at our home, we had to change into them there at the restaurant. Well, I changed, put on the dress first, then the panty hose. I wore PANTYHOSE. No extra panties. I walked out. Walked across the kitchen, out to the dining room, through rooms full of dining guests. to the front hostess podium before ANYONE mentioned my dress was tucked in my panty hose. Needless to say a butt full of cellulite does not look more attractive smashed into control top pantyhose.

46. What is a date on the calendar you are looking forward to? Sept 30, 2005.

47. Which Disney character would you say you are most like and why? Not any.

48. Describe yourself 10 years from now: Who knows??? I will say this, as long as I have Kurt, my family and a few dogs around whatever life gives me it will all be great.