Break Time

OK, it is time for a break. Been running around in circles all day. Our schools term begins next week and there are bazillion little things to be done. Not to mention make my goals.

But, enough of that. I mean really who ever really wants to hear about other peoples work. Work is just that work.

What we really want to hear is "dish". You know... who is sleeping with who, who is having an illicit affair, who is vacillating over some new "thing" in their life. That is truly what we all live for.

Life would just be so boring without the human condition. Can you imagine just going to work, living your life with no good or bad gossip to listen too?

I mean really, how dull would that be?

Do you think we would talk more about art and literature? Have more philosophical conversations? Discuss ways to improve our condition? Reduce or get rid of poverty?

Doubtful! We live to dish. To help our friends. To express concern at others pain and suffering (unless we can't stand them). And to chat and try to figure out what is best for everyone else. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By the way, if you can't figure out that this was written tongue in cheek...

Then you haven't known me long enough. Happy Thursday everyone.

FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY

On September 30th, Kurt and I will be celebrating the BIG # 5!!

(In today's world that is like HUGE)

Question... How should we celebrate this momentous occasion?

Give me your suggestions. But here are the parameters:

1. Low Cost

2. Must be local

3. Preferably something "romantic" (yes I know that is subjective.)

Look forward to all suggestions.

Hilarious

So I am reading Jen's Blog and in the comments there is this response...

afie19ewuv- (Blog name)

Reading your blog and I figured you'd be interested in advancing your life a bit, call us at 1-206-339-5106. No tests, books or exams, easiest way to get a Bachelors, Masters, MBA, Doctorate or PhD in almost any field.

Totally confidential, open 24 hours a day.

Hope to hear from you soon!

What the hell???

I actually found it fairly amusing. Some one telling Jen she needs MORE in her life. HAHAHAHA like there is actual time while working at WBC.

Then I get over to my blog and I am reading comments posted to my Blog. AND THERE IT IS AGAIN!!!

OH MY GAWD!!!

Is this for real?

Now I start thinking... what the hell have I written that this cretin believes I need more in my life? Was it the yellow phlegm I was hacking up? Or was it my tirades against the Bush administration, or perhaps my busy week with my daughter and granddaughter????

Honestly... do I SEEM like I NEED more education? Is my writing THAT bad?
That I need to BUY an additional academic credential? I realize I did go to a State school. But please...

Then again… it is an interesting way of marketing. Now I am intrigued. I MUST call the number. I MUST find out which school, admissions person or schmuck is doing this.

I did click on the blog name and didn't get anywhere that way.

So should I call?????

I love a mystery.